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Onions – no cry

Admiral and minister Pedro has a complaint:

“I have a Complaint!! An Official Complaint!

Onions don’t make me cry anymore!

I realized the other day that I do not cry anymore while chopping onions!

Something has therefore happened to the onions, some molecular trans genetic mad scientist or some mutation has occurred that leaded to suppress the Amino acid sulfoxides from the sulfenic acid contained in onion cells or maybe somone has stolen them from the onions!

We must arrest the criminal that perpetrated this sacrilege and send him to prison!

I want to cry back while cutting onions!”

The matter has been discussed in Ladonia cabinet. Making research on this subject gave an interesting answer. Admiral Pedro again:

“I found the root cause.

Japanese scientist are guilty!!!

We shall declare war to Japan unless they give us back the tears!

read below:

‘Ordinary onions, when chopped or crushed, create and release an eye irritant that makes tears flow in the kitchen. While some onions are called ‘tearless,’ they’re actually just less prone than other varieties to cause eye irritation.

Scientists thought they knew the chemical steps that occur in the onion to produce the irritant. But in the Oct. 17 issue of the journal Nature, Japanese researchers report discovering a previously unknown enzyme that plays a key role. If they can block that enzyme, they suggest, the result might be an onion that doesn’t produce the irritant. So, no tears.

The work is reported by Shinsuke Imai and colleagues at the House Foods Corp. in Chiba, Japan. In an e-mail message, the researchers said they believe they can suppress the enzyme without significantly altering the onion’s flavor, and that their next step is to see if that’s true.

In fact, stopping the tears might mean altering the flavor in unpredictable ways, said Eric Block, an expert in the chemistry of onions at the State University of New York at Albany.

It could change the proportions of substances in the onion that affect flavor, he said. And the eye irritant itself contributes to the flavor, such as by producing a slight burning sensation on the tongue, he said.

‘Some of us kind of enjoy that experience,’ Block said. ‘You can mess with the onion, you can change it, you can maybe make it tear-free. Is that a better onion? Some people might say it’s inferior to the palate.’

His own work also suggests that the altered onion might promote heartburn, he said. The Japanese researchers said they doubt that.

Block said the chemistry is too complex to make firm predictions about what an altered onion would be like, and that the only way to know is to make one, as the Japanese researchers plan to do.

As for current onions, cooks can avoid the eye problem by chopping them under running water or an exhaust fan ‘It’s something we can easily live with,’ Block said.”

Lars Vilks

Lars Vilks is the artist behind Nimis and Arx, the Founder and State Secretary of Ladonia. He is also the Editor in Chief of the Ladonia Herald.

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