The cabinet has not approved Admiral Pedro’s Coup proclaiming Ladonia in a state of emergency.
Minister Taru (situated in Finland) says: “Oh no, again….” It is not easy to know exactly what the minister means but it can hardly be an approval. Later she added:
“Last time we had a coup it because of too much beer, now because of too little. What should we think of that?”
Minister Trollbinda (situated in Australia) will look at the matter:
“Thank you for letting the Ministry of Procrastination know of your recent coup.
Unfortunately the Ministry has urgent filing that needs to be done at this time. Your coup has been placed in a queue and will be attended to as soon as one of the Ministry officers is available.
The Ministry values your insurrection and will contact you shortly.
Eternal Minister of Procrastination and Poet Launderette”