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Ladonia Admiral is planning to become US president

Admiral Pedro has made this declaration about his future plans:

“President Obama has already produced a enormous change in the history of USA, by being the first colored (the term black is politically incorrect) president of USA. AND this is going to be the ONLY and ONLY change that his administration is going to bring to USA.

Now, When I’ll become President of USA there you are going to see REAL CHANGES!

0. Reform of the constitution, including ammendments for: Warrantied right to have a home, Warrantied right to have free universal health care coverage, Warrantied right to have universal free social coverage, Warrantied right to REAL equality and Justice, Warrantied right to free energy.

1. All President, CEOs, COOs, CFOs, any high executive, civil servant or anyone that has received commissions, bonuses, awards for doing badly, poorly, taking advantage of the people of the country, having participated in financial schemes or anything that has caused arm to the population or any sector of the economy, finances. Any of these persons will be put in a summary trial and automatically condemned to be chained completely naked to a pole in the middle of the street and let to death by starvation. Of course broadcasted via HD television in a new remake of Big Brother is watching YOU!!! Specially YOU the cheaters. All his goods confiscated and none of the members of his familly will have access to any kind of health care coverage, social services, education for at least and not less than 50 generations. (OB LIGATIO)

2. Any member of the Senate, Governement, Chamber or representants or any civil servant having cheated in his TAX RETURN will be automatically send to GOULAG for the rest of his life. Of course broadcasted via HD television in a new remake of Big Brother is watching YOU!!! Specially YOU the cheaters. His familly will be disgraced all his goods and possession confiscated and none of the members of his familly will have access to any kind of health care coverage, social services, education for at least and not less than 30 generations.
(OB LIGATIO)

3. Any Ex President of the Country, member of the Government who would have favoured any private company, private institution, private financial company, etc, will be impaled in public of course broadcasted via HD television in a new remake of Big Brother is watching YOU!!! Specially YOU the cheaters. And any member of his familly …. etc….. bla bla bla…. for 100 generations.

4. Abolition of work as a survival mean.
5. Abolition of money.
6. Abolition of property.
7. Abolition of poverty.
8. Abolition of Army.

9. I will be declared Perpetual President for Life and Beyond.

10. My person will be glorified as an Omnipotent magnificent Divinity.

11. Pictures of me will be placed on every street, public places, schools, hospitals, stadiums, brothels, police station, etc….

12. I will have a television Program in HD TV called “The Divine President is talking to YOU”.

13. I will be the Unique judge and accusation of the trials of article 1, 2 and 3.

14. No more than 5% could be acquited.

15. I will flat down the white house, it is not an energy efficient house and to costly, I would prefer to live in a much smaller place with my family and will go to work using free public transportation or by bycicle. (Probaly I will make the white house apartments for the homeless people and victims of financial schemes).”

Lars Vilks

Lars Vilks is the artist behind Nimis and Arx, the Founder and State Secretary of Ladonia. He is also the Editor in Chief of the Ladonia Herald.

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