Ladonia State Affairs

Cabinet decide on Ladonia action in Gaza

The war in Gaza has been the concern of Ladonia cabinet. The government has decided to send our navy and, if necessary, disarm (which probably will be necessary) Hamas and Israel.

President:
“Civilian clothes = civilian (check for terrorists).
Military uniform = Military (remove uniform, military personnel is prohibited).

When suspecting paramilitary clothing = Check if terrorist, otherwise remove paramilitary clothing, paramilitary personnel is prohibited).”

Minister Taru:
“disarm both Israeli army and all Palestine
militias and deploy Ladonian army and navy to protect peace and
security of people from all ethnic and religious groups there. We
should train our pygmy elephant troops to detect explosives: with
their superior sense of smell we could easily discover terrorist
groups before they act.”

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The pygmy elephant monument in Ladonia
(Photo: James Hartman)

Lars Vilks

Lars Vilks is the artist behind Nimis and Arx, the Founder and State Secretary of Ladonia. He is also the Editor in Chief of the Ladonia Herald.

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