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Minister Sir Phil

Sir Phil, minister and a legend in Ladonia, living in the US and very concerned about chickens, tells us about one of his days. Here we have much to learn about how to be able to make a day go.

A Day in the Life of The Minister of Positive Ideas for the Nations of the World

6:00 AM – Alarm goes off. Sir Phil gets up, showers, brushes teeth, puts on deoderant, trims beard.

6:30 AM – Sir Phil has health drink made in blender. Coffee is brewing as well.

6:40 AM – Coffee ingested. Cigarette is smoked. Morning news is watched.

6:50 AM – Business of the day is discussed with wife. Sir Phil then watches Spongebob Squarepants with kids.

6:55 AM – Sir Phil warms up the car.

7:00 AM – Sir Phil drives to work.

7:45 AM – Sir Phil has more coffee @ work.

8:00 AM – Sir Phil finishes his coffee and is working.

10:00 AM – Sir Phil has a cigarette.

12:00 PM – Sir Phil enjoys lunch.

1:00 PM – Sir Phil is still working.

3:00 PM – Sir Phil ends work.

3:30 PM – Sir Phil is running errands.

4:00 PM – Sir Phil is home, feeding his pets.

4:30 PM – Sir Phil eats dinner with his family.

5:00 PM – Sir Phil does paperwork.

5:30 PM – Sir Phil watches evening news with his wife. This becomes a mutual Shrub bashing session.

6:00 PM – Sir Phil discusses politics and philosophy with his wife.

6:30 PM – Sir Phil spends time with the kids helping with homework and talking with them.

7:30 PM – Sir Phil tends to his Ministry and duties as CIL Deputy Director.

8:30 PM – Sir Phil chills with 2 glasses of Zinfandel wine. Sir Phil feels fine.

9:30 PM – More time talking with family.

10:00 PM – A little music and then off to bed.

Weekends vary.


Sir Phil posing as Marcus Aurelius

Lars Vilks

Lars Vilks is the artist behind Nimis and Arx, the Founder and State Secretary of Ladonia. He is also the Editor in Chief of the Ladonia Herald.

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