Minister Sir Phil has this report through Ladonia CIL:
CIL REPORT TO THE CABINET:
RECENTLY REINSTATED MINISTER PEDRO’S ROYAL MARINE FORCES ARE
APPROACHING WASHINGTON D.C. AND ARE BEING WELCOMED ON THE WAY BY
GIFTS
OF WINE, PASTA, AND PIZZA, SAY CIL INFORMANTS OBSERVING THE INVASION.
PEDRO’S ROYAL MARINES HAVE DISEMINATED MISINFORMATION. THEY HAVE
SPREAD THE RUMOR THAT HIS MARCH IS A CELEBRATION PARADE FOR COLUMBUS
DAY (10 OCTOBER) AND THIS HAS PRODUCED CROWDS CHEERING THEM ON AND
THE
GIFTS OF WINE, PASTA AND PIZZA. IN ONE LOCALE ON THE WAY TO
WASHINGTON
DEAN MARTIN’S “THAT’S AMORE” COULD BE HEARD OVER A LOUDSPEAKER AS
PEDRO’S FORCES PASSED BY.
WHAT MINISTER PEDRO PLANS TO DO ONCE HE OCCUPIES WASHINGTON REMAINS
A
MYSTERY. HE SHOULD BE IN WASHINGTON D.C. BY 10 OCTOBER (COLUMBUS
DAY).
Pedro’s marines marching disguised towards Washington
I think this is great news; Pedro will probably have his march dissolved before reaching Washington, but still it is a great moment for military history. Pedro has become a hero instead of a traitor. So, take part in march in fall into the song of the marching troups:
